Julius Randle is coming for you.

by Sam Martin

Julius Randle is coming for you. He’s going to eat your lunch. He’s going to get the women you love pregnant, and they’re keeping the babies. He’s going to take your place in your circle of friends. He’s going to hurt your feelings.

Julius Randle is going to make your children respect him more than you. He’s going to make your dog think he’s its master. He’s going to dunk on your grandmother. He’s got no conscience. He’s got no morals. Only a silky game, ridiculous athleticism and explosiveness, and a handle that’s just implausible for a 6’9″ player.

Julius Randle is going to dominate basketball at some point in the future. And most of all, he’s going to be a high school senior this fall. Look out.

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